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Anonymous on "Monica Bellucci (Photo Gallery)"
Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:06:57 +0000
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1158@http://forum.collegetimes.us/
<p>[i]Related article: [url=http://collegetimes.us/15-hottest-female-news-anchors/]15 Hottest Female News Anchors[/url]<br />
Related article: [url=http://collegetimes.us/10-ways-for-guys-to-last-longer-in-bed/]10 Ways for Guys to Last Longer in Bed[/url][/i]</p>
<p>Monica Bellucci has had probably one of the most bizarre acting careers any actress could have. Most actresses usually have to decide at some point if they are going to do a topless scene, which is usually how half of them break into the mainstream. Then you have Monica Bellucci, who doesn't seem to ever stop pushing the envelope. She has had the following roles, in order, believe it or not:</p>
<p>- a very naked countess in [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140653/]L'ultimo capodanno[/url]<br />
- Dracula's bride in [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103874/]Dracula[/url]<br />
- very controversial rape scene victim in [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290673/]Irréversible[/url]<br />
- a handful of other very naked characters [B.C.]<br />
- mother of Jesus Christ in [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335345/]Passion of the Christ[/url] (she managed to keep her clothes on for this one)<br />
- at least seven additional very naked roles as of late 2009 [A.D.] including [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465602/]Shoot 'Em Up[/url]</p>
<p>Anyway, this crazy Italian lady [url=http://www.mrskin.com/monica-bellucci-nude-c1388.html]just won't quit[/url]. Here are some of her more famous portraits (sans teats):</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-1.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-2.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-3.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-4.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-5.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-6.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-7.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-8.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-9.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-10.jpg[/img]</p>
<p>[img]http://collegetimes.us/wp-content/gallery/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-11.jpg[/img]
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Anonymous on "Hazards of Internet Dating"
Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:42:00 +0000
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1389@http://forum.collegetimes.us/
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq_c5It3zjU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq_c5It3zjU</a></p>
<p>funny vid about online dating</p>
<p>more here <a href="http://www.brianknows.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.brianknows.com</a>
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Anonymous on "Hilarious College Application Essay"
Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:52:22 +0000
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<p>IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON?</p>
<p>I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.</p>
<p>I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.</p>
<p>Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.</p>
<p>I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.</p>
<p>I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.</p>
<p>I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.</p>
<p>But I have not yet gone to college.</p>
<p>[i]From Harper's: "This essay, by Hugh Gallagher, won first prize in the humor category of the 1990 Scholastic Writing Awards. It appeared in the May issue of Literary_Calvalcade, a magazine of contemporary fiction and student writing published by Scholastic in NYC. Gallagher, who is 18, grew up in Newtown Square, PA, and will attend NYU this fall."[/i]
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Anonymous on "How Six Pop Songs Collide (Video)"
Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:39:58 +0000
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1187@http://forum.collegetimes.us/
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JKKl95Ttrc" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JKKl95Ttrc</a></p>
<p>To download this and all my other mashups click here:<br />
<a href="http://norwegianrecycling.multiply.com" rel="nofollow">http://norwegianrecycling.multiply.com</a></p>
<p>Samples:<br />
1. Jason Mraz - I'm Yours<br />
2. Howie Day - Collide<br />
3. Five For Fighting - Superman<br />
4. Angela Ammons - Always Getting Over You<br />
5. Boyzone - All That I Need<br />
6. 3 Doors Down - Here Without You
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Anonymous on "Kite surfer jumps over pier (video)"
Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:15:54 +0000
Anonymous
1186@http://forum.collegetimes.us/
<p><a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=O9UXKVLI" rel="nofollow">http://www.megavideo.com/?v=O9UXKVLI</a>
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Anonymous on "Videos of People Making a Fool of Themselves"
Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:19:25 +0000
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820@http://forum.collegetimes.us/
<p>Testing our video embed function, here goes nothing... feel free to keep it going lol.</p>
<p>(Simply post the URL from popular video websites and it should auto-embed in the post.)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jarM3qBBzog" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jarM3qBBzog</a>
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Anonymous on "National Geographic video - Bullfrogs Eat Anything"
Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:57:51 +0000
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1132@http://forum.collegetimes.us/
<p>From rodents, snakes, fish, scorpions and spiders, these eating machines basically eat anything that passes in front of them. They do not have big claws, sharp feet or fangs and yet overcome pincers, poisons and spicy stingers.</p>
<p>Known to swim 20 feet to shore to grab a meal and hop back into the pond to drown them, they strike their prey with swiftness and stealth. They are also cannibalistic and eat smaller sized frogs of their own species.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRlxldV_fT0&feature=player_embedded" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRlxldV_fT0&feature=player_embedded</a>
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Anonymous on "Lake Havasu Memorial Day 2009 - Half Naked College Girls?"
Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:35:13 +0000
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988@http://forum.collegetimes.us/
<p>[i]Related article:[/i] <a href="http://collegetimes.us/15-hottest-female-news-anchors/" rel="nofollow">http://collegetimes.us/15-hottest-female-news-anchors/</a><br />
[i]Related article:[/i] <a href="http://collegetimes.us/10-ways-for-guys-to-last-longer-in-bed/" rel="nofollow">http://collegetimes.us/10-ways-for-guys-to-last-longer-in-bed/</a></p>
<p>Holy lord. Being from Southern California, most debauchery in college that I overheard were lame (yet, given... bizarre!) stories from weekend trips to Vegas, that didn't quite "stay in Vegas."</p>
<p>Enter the Spring Break and Memorial Day houseboat and lake parties that are beginning to take the Western/MidWestern/(???) US college crowds by storm over the past few years.</p>
<p>Lake Havasu (Arizona), Lake Shasta (NorCal), and others are becoming the new "cabin in the woods" for massive parties that, apparently, are being [url=http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/25/lake-havasu-memorial-day-party-girls-gallery/]staked out by professional photographers[/url]... (or students with very, very expensive zoom lenses).</p>
<p>...and you thought your MySpace page might lose you a job interview?</p>
<p>[img]http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lake-havasu-party-girls-80.jpg?w=600[/img]</p>
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